T-Shirts – Wearable Meltdowns in Style
Welcome to the T-shirt collection by Burnt Out Dumpster — where fashion embraces the flames. This isn’t your typical wardrobe filler. These tees aren’t trying to be cute, clever, or overly curated. They’re a middle finger to burnout culture, productivity worship, and toxic positivity.
Crafted for those who are done pretending everything's fine, these shirts are a walking eye-roll — raw, unfiltered, and darkly hilarious. The minimalist black-and-white aesthetic makes the message the star: bold text, brutal honesty, and no frills.
Style:
Think streetwear meets existential dread. Unisex fits with just enough edge to make a statement without saying a word. From ironic slogans to barely veiled cries for help, these tees are as real as it gets.
Who are they for?
Anyone who’s ever replied “fine” through gritted teeth. Burnt-out creatives, over-thinkers, night shift warriors, and anyone who finds therapy in sarcasm. If you get it, you really get it.
What do they say?
They say you’re tired — but stylishly so.
They say you’re not here to impress anyone.
They say you laugh at the chaos because it’s either that or scream.
And most importantly, they say you survived… with your sense of humor scorched, but intact.
Material & Fabric Info
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) that's breathable, soft, and easy to layer. Ideal for both active days and lying-down-forever moods.
✔ Retail fit – versatile enough for casual and semi-formal settings
✔ Crew neckline – classic cut, perfect for pairing with eye bags or oversized sunglasses
✔ Tear-away label – because you have enough irritations already
✔ Ethically made by Bella+Canvas — no sweatshops, sustainable practices, and certified good vibes (well, as good as we allow)
Fabric blends:
🧵Ash & Heather Prism – 99% cotton, 1% polyester
🧵Heather & Solid Blend – 52% cotton, 48% polyester
🧵Athletic Heather & Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester
👕 FREE SHIPPING but only to the continental US. (Sorry, Hawaii & Alaska — blame the logistics gods)
Why pay extra for existential dread? Your new go-to tee ships free — because life’s expensive enough. Limited stock. High demand. Don’t miss your size before someone else gets cynical first.
💀 Burn bright. Burn out. But make it fashion.
This is burnout couture — black, white, and brutally honest.
