Quality Guarantee

We may be emotionally unstable—but our products aren’t.

At Burnt Out Dumpster, we don’t do mediocre. Every item is made using high-quality materials and printing techniques, because if you’re going to wear your inner collapse on your chest (or drink it from a mug), it better look good doing it.

🧵 Premium Materials
We handpick materials that don’t fall apart after two washes. Because let’s be honest, life’s already unraveling—you don’t need your shirt doing the same.

🔍 Quality Control
Every item is checked before it ships. Yes, a real human looked at it. No, they weren’t crying (we hope).

👍 Satisfaction Guarantee
If you're not satisfied with the quality, let us know within 14 days. We won’t gaslight you—we’ll actually help.

🔁 Defect Policy
Got something with a printing defect, damage, or a totally wrong item? That’s on us. We’ll replace or refund it. No hoops, no BS.

🚫 What We Cover

🚫Printing errors

🚫Damaged items

🚫Wrong products sent

⚠️ What We Don’t Cover

⚠️Size issues (you did check the size guide, right?)

⚠️Normal wear and tear (life happens—and it shows)

We're not perfect. But if something's off, we’ll make it right.

Because the only meltdown you should be having… is metaphorical.