Tote Bags – Carry the Chaos
Meet your new emotional baggage. These canvas tote bags from Burnt Out Dumpster aren’t here to whisper wellness mantras or smile politely. They’re here to scream “I’m tired” — silently, stylishly, and with deadpan confidence.
Minimalist in color, maximalist in mood, these totes are for anyone who’s had it with performative positivity. Whether you’re hauling groceries, existential dread, or everything you “should have done by now,” this bag’s got your back (literally).
Style Meets Cynicism:
🖤Perfectly slouchy, effortlessly sarcastic
🖤Works with your all-black wardrobe and your emotional void
🖤Bold text designs that speak louder than you feel like doing
Who are they for?
The ones who carry more than they should — mentally and physically. For overthinkers, doomscrollers, burnt-out creatives, and anyone who treats “functioning” as a form of performance art.
Product Details:
✔ Made from 100% cotton canvas
✔ Heavy-duty fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²) – because you’re used to carrying weight
✔ Sewn-in label – subtle, like your cries for help
✔ Available in Natural and Black – like your coping mechanisms
✔ Print on one side only – because let's be honest, one side is already too much effort
🖤 FREE SHIPPING but only to the continental US. (Sorry, Hawaii & Alaska — blame the logistics gods)
No hidden fees, no fine print — just straight-up sarcasm delivered to your door. Stock's limited, and once they’re gone, they’re gone. Don’t let your new favorite bag vanish in someone else’s cart.
This isn’t just a bag.
It’s a burnout badge you wear on your shoulder.
