Shipping Policy
📦 SHIPPING POLICY
a.k.a. How your existentially charged merch gets to your door
We strive to process and ship orders as quickly as possible through our print-on-demand partner. Since each item is made just for you (yes, you — the overcaffeinated soul staring into the void), fulfillment and shipping times can vary. Nothing’s mass-produced. Nothing’s instant. Everything’s a little tired — but on its way.
⏳ Processing Time
Once your payment goes through and the universe doesn’t implode, your order is typically processed within 2–5 business days. During peak seasons (like holiday chaos or collective breakdowns), it might take a bit longer. Appreciate your patience — and your ability to keep going despite everything.
đźšš Shipping
We currently ship within the continental United States only — which means no deliveries to Alaska or Hawaii. Sorry, islands.
Standard shipping is our default, because we haven’t figured out wormholes yet. After processing, delivery usually takes 5–10 business days.
Need it faster? Expedited options may be available at checkout — for those rare days when you still believe in urgency.
📦 Multiple Items?
Your hoodie and your mug might take separate journeys to find you. Our print-on-demand partner uses different fulfillment centers, so your items may arrive in separate packages and at different times. It’s not chaos — it’s just reality.
🔍 Tracking
When your order ships, you’ll get a confirmation email with tracking info. Click. Refresh. Repeat. It’s the new meditation.
🌍 International Shipping
Not right now. We’re keeping things simple and shipping within the US only. Customs, duties, and international bureaucracy are too exhausting — even for us.
Questions, complaints, or shipping-related existential crises?
📧 info@burntoutdumpster.com
Tired but not silent.
And neither is your tracking email. Keep an eye out.