Terms Of Service
TERMS OF SERVICE
a.k.a. The Fine Print You Probably Won’t Read, But Should
This site is operated by Burnt Out Dumpster (that’s us). Throughout the site, the terms “we”, “us”, and “our” refer to Burnt Out Dumpster. We offer this website, and all the glorious chaos within it, conditioned upon your acceptance of the following Terms of Service ("Terms", if you’re into brevity).
By visiting our site and/or buying something from us, you enter into our Service and agree to follow these Terms—plus any additional terms, conditions, policies, or pop-up disclaimers we might throw at you (with or without coffee).
If any of this makes you uncomfortable, or you’re allergic to legalese, you might want to reconsider browsing or buying. Otherwise, welcome to the Dumpster. Let’s roll.
1 – ONLINE STORE TERMS
You confirm that you’re legally old enough to buy a T-shirt and emotionally mature enough to handle sarcasm. You also agree not to use our stuff for illegal purposes or send us viruses. We’re exhausted, not stupid.
Violating these Terms = termination of Services, and probably a strongly worded internal monologue on our end.
2 – GENERAL CONDITIONS
We reserve the right to refuse Service to anyone for any reason. Life’s already unpredictable—why not add us to the list?
Your content (except payment info) might travel unencrypted across networks. Credit card info stays encrypted. We’re not animals.
Don’t copy, clone, or exploit our site without written consent. That’s just rude.
3 – SITE INFO (a.k.a. Don’t Believe Everything You See)
We try to keep info on this site accurate, but hey, mistakes happen. If something’s outdated, incomplete, or plain wrong, don’t plan your whole life around it. Check for updates—or email us.
4 – CHANGES TO THE SERVICE AND PRICING
Prices can change. So can we. Products may disappear. The apocalypse could hit. We’re allowed to change or stop anything at any time without notice.
5 – PRODUCTS & SERVICES
Some items are only available online. Some exist in very limited numbers. Some are wearable cries for help. We do our best to show colors and details accurately—but screens lie.
We reserve the right to limit sales, adjust quantities, or stop offering something because we feel like it (or ran out of mugs).
Refunds? Exchanges? See our Refund Policy
6 – ACCURACY OF BILLING & ACCOUNT INFO
Give us the right info, or your order might get ghosted. We may limit or cancel orders—especially if we think you’re a reseller, bot, or chaos agent. We’ll try to contact you if something seems off.
Keep your billing info and email up to date. Please.
7 – OPTIONAL TOOLS
We may let you use third-party tools, but we’re not responsible for what they do—or don’t do. Use at your own risk. No guarantees, no hand-holding.
8 – THIRD-PARTY LINKS
We sometimes link to other sites. They are not us. We’re not responsible if they ruin your day, steal your cookies, or sell weird stuff. Proceed with caution.
9 – COMMENTS, FEEDBACK & OTHER RANTS
If you send us anything—ideas, insults, unsolicited haikus—you agree we can use it however we want, royalty-free. We're not obligated to respond, delete it, or give you credit. Fair’s fair.
Just don’t post anything hateful, illegal, or full of malware. We reserve the right to delete nonsense.
10 – PERSONAL INFO
Your data is handled according to our Privacy Policy
Yes, we actually care about your privacy—even if the world doesn’t.
11 – ERRORS & OMISSIONS
Sometimes there are typos. Sometimes things change. Sometimes reality glitches. We reserve the right to fix stuff whenever, however, with or without notice.
12 – PROHIBITED USES
Don’t use this site for anything evil, gross, illegal, or shady. No harassment, hacking, spamming, data mining, hate speech, or sketchy business. Violating these rules means we can cut you off.
13 – NO GUARANTEES
We can’t promise our site will work 100% of the time or that our T-shirts will solve your existential dread. We do our best, but life’s imperfect—so are we.
We’re not liable for anything terrible that happens while using our site, including (but not limited to) lost sleep, lost time, lost faith in humanity.
14 – INDEMNIFICATION
If you mess something up by violating these Terms and someone sues us because of it, you agree to have our back. That’s only fair.
15 – SEVERABILITY
If part of these Terms turns out to be illegal or unenforceable, the rest still stands. We’re not throwing the whole thing out over one bad line.
16 – TERMINATION
These Terms stick around until either of us ends the relationship. If you ghost us, that’s fine. If you break the rules, we might ghost you first. Either way, you’re responsible for any charges up to that point.
17 – ENTIRE AGREEMENT
These Terms (plus our other policies) are the full agreement. No winks, nudges, or secret handshakes count.
18 – GOVERNING LAW
These Terms are governed by the laws of Finland. That’s where we legally exist—even if emotionally we live in a blanket fort of irony and caffeine.
19 – CHANGES TO TERMS
We can update these Terms whenever we want. Check back occasionally. If you keep using the site after we’ve changed something, that means you accept it—even if you didn’t read it. That’s how the internet works.
20 – CONTACT
Questions? Complaints? Existential questions about shipping delays?
📧 info@burntoutdumpster.com
🏠 Burnt Out Dumpster
Yrjölänkatu 22, 37600 Valkeakoski, Finland