They said burnout. You said bonfire.
This tee features the unapologetically unhinged slogan “I’m not burnt out, I’m on fire” — blazed across a glorious dumpster doing its thing: burning, loudly and without shame. It’s your emotional state visualized in one chaotic, beautiful mess.
Crafted from soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee feels like comfort in collapse. Lightweight and breathable enough for meltdowns, group chats you regret, or another Tuesday.
Wear it when:
🎭Life feels like a joke with no punchline
🎭You’re faking optimism for capitalism
🎭You want the world to know: yes, I’m melting down — but make it fashion
Because this isn’t a burnout. This is performance art.
🔧 Care Instructions (because even the trash needs TLC):
🔧Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
🔧Non-chlorine bleach only – obviously
🔧Tumble dry: low heat – let the shirt be the only thing that crashes
🔧Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat – optional, like your will to live
🔧Do not dry clean – we’re not doing that well
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
