You radiate warmth — but only in the mug you're holding.
"Hot Beverage, Cold Soul" is the slogan for those of us keeping it together one sip at a time, while emotionally checked out since... whenever. Minimalist and brutal, just like your worldview.
Printed on a soft, breathable unisex tee (100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton), it’s perfect for people who say "I'm fine" with dead eyes and drink four coffees before noon.
Wear it to:
😒Your local café, while judging everyone
😒The office kitchen, where your soul officially left your body
😒Literally anywhere, because this is your emotional brand now
Because the drink is hot.
But you? Absolutely not.
🔧 Care Instructions (low effort, like your social energy):
🔧Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
🔧Non-chlorine bleach only – don’t get wild
🔧Tumble dry: low heat – just like your optimism
🔧Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat – if you’re feeling something (unlikely)
🔧Do not dry clean – this isn’t couture
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L |
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2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
