Doing Nothing T-Shirt - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition

You're not lazy — you're in training.
Introducing the tee for high-functioning burnouts and selectively productive introverts:
“I'm working on my 'doing nothing' skills.”

Printed in stark black and white (like your outlook on life), this unisex tee is made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It's soft enough for lying motionless on the couch and breathable enough for the rare walk you guilted yourself into.

Perfect for:

😈Skipping plans without guilt

😈Perfecting the art of "resting with shame"

😈Letting others know your ambition is on indefinite sabbatical

Because doing nothing takes commitment.

🔧 Care Instructions (low effort, like your vibe):

🔧Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

🔧Non-chlorine bleach only – we’re chaotic, not careless

🔧Tumble dry: low heat – match your energy

🔧Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat – or don’t

🔧Do not dry clean – you literally don’t need to

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50