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Sarcasm Is The New Black T-Shirt - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition
Sarcasm Is The New Black T-Shirt - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition
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Forget minimalism. Forget elegance.
Sarcasm is the new black — and this tee wears it better than anyone.
With a sharp, monochrome design and a sharper attitude, this unisex t-shirt is for those who communicate exclusively through dry wit and eye rolls. Made from soft, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s basically your emotional armor in shirt form.
Perfect for:
😏Delivering savage comebacks without moving your face
😏Judging silently (and stylishly)
😏Reminding the world that your sense of humor is darker than your wardrobe
Because trends fade. But sarcasm? Timeless.
🔧 Care Instructions (you know the drill):
🔧Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
🔧Non-chlorine bleach only – unless life gives you a reason
🔧Tumble dry: low heat – just like your tolerance
🔧Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat – or just embrace the wrinkles
🔧Do not dry clean – this isn’t fashion week
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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