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Burnout Is The New Black T-Shirt - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition
Burnout Is The New Black T-Shirt - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition
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Trends fade. Existential collapse is forever.
Introducing the statement piece you didn’t ask for but totally deserve:
“Burnout is the new black.”
Because who needs balance when you can have emotional decay in style?
Printed on premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee is as soft as your boundaries and as breathable as your coping skills. Minimalist black-and-white design makes it versatile enough for therapy, doomscrolling, or your third consecutive breakdown.
It doesn’t just go with everything — it explains everything.
Wear it proudly when:
💀You’re dead inside but still fashion-forward
💀You’re too tired to explain yourself
💀You need people to know: this is not a phase, it’s a lifestyle
Because mental exhaustion never goes out of style.
🔧 Care Instructions (for your wearable spiral):
🔧Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
🔧Non-chlorine bleach only – this isn't a crime scene
🔧Tumble dry: low heat – like your energy levels
🔧Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat – if you still care
🔧Do not dry clean – let’s keep expectations low
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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