Trends fade. Existential collapse is forever.
Introducing the statement piece you didn’t ask for but totally deserve:
“Burnout is the new black.”
Because who needs balance when you can have emotional decay in style?
Printed on premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee is as soft as your boundaries and as breathable as your coping skills. Minimalist black-and-white design makes it versatile enough for therapy, doomscrolling, or your third consecutive breakdown.
It doesn’t just go with everything — it explains everything.
Wear it proudly when:
💀You’re dead inside but still fashion-forward
💀You’re too tired to explain yourself
💀You need people to know: this is not a phase, it’s a lifestyle
Because mental exhaustion never goes out of style.
🔧 Care Instructions (for your wearable spiral):
🔧Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
🔧Non-chlorine bleach only – this isn't a crime scene
🔧Tumble dry: low heat – like your energy levels
🔧Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat – if you still care
🔧Do not dry clean – let’s keep expectations low
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
