Sarcasm Is The New Black T-Shirt - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition

Forget minimalism. Forget elegance.
Sarcasm is the new black — and this tee wears it better than anyone.

With a sharp, monochrome design and a sharper attitude, this unisex t-shirt is for those who communicate exclusively through dry wit and eye rolls. Made from soft, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s basically your emotional armor in shirt form.

Perfect for:

😏Delivering savage comebacks without moving your face

😏Judging silently (and stylishly)

😏Reminding the world that your sense of humor is darker than your wardrobe

Because trends fade. But sarcasm? Timeless.

🔧 Care Instructions (you know the drill):

🔧Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

🔧Non-chlorine bleach only – unless life gives you a reason

🔧Tumble dry: low heat – just like your tolerance

🔧Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat – or just embrace the wrinkles

🔧Do not dry clean – this isn’t fashion week

• 	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
  Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
  Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
  Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50