Some see ghosts. You are one—burnt out, emotionally overdrawn, and floating through life powered solely by sarcasm and spite.
This tee features your new spirit animal: a dead-inside ghost flipping the bird, paired with the painfully accurate mantra, "Sarcasm is my coping mechanism." Because if we’re not laughing, we’re dissociating.
Made from soft, lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt keeps you comfortably numb during breakdowns, awkward small talk, or just existing. The minimalist black-and-white design screams “I'm not okay” but like, aesthetically.
Wear it to therapy, brunch, or your third job. Give one to a friend who also uses jokes to avoid crying. Or keep it for yourself, because let’s be honest—this is personal.
You may be emotionally unavailable, but your fashion isn’t.
🔧 Care Instructions (because we all need structure):
🔧Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F) – like your heart.
🔧Non-chlorine bleach only – save the drama for your therapist.
🔧Tumble dry: low heat – not everything has to crash and burn.
🔧Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat – smooth out the wrinkles life gave you.
🔧Do not dry clean – you’re not that fancy.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
