Coping Mechanism Canvas Tote Bag - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition

For those of us who process life through eye rolls and well-timed snark, this tote says it all so you don’t have to. Sarcasm is my coping mechanism – not yoga, not green juice, not journaling. Just pure, undiluted irony in a heavy-duty cotton bag.

Minimalist and deadpan, this tote is perfect for anyone who carries emotional baggage — and groceries — in equal measure.

Use it when:
– You head to therapy (or avoid it)
– You need to fake functionality in public
– You carry snacks and suppressed rage

👜 Product specs

👜100% cotton canvas

👜Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)

👜15" x 16" print area, available in natural or black

👜20" sturdy handles in matching canvas

👜Durable and long-lasting print in sharp detail

👜Sewn-in label for that extra touch of quality

👜Print on one side only – because let's be honest, one side is already too much effort

🧼 Care instructions

🧼Spot clean recommended

🧼Do not machine wash or tumble dry

🧼Do not bleach

🧼Iron on low heat if needed (inside out)