Sleep is for the well-adjusted. You're just trying to survive on caffeine and anxiety.
This mug gets it. Featuring the brutally real statement: “Sleep is a luxury I can’t afford,” it's the perfect companion for your fourth cup of coffee and your third existential crisis of the day.
Simple. Sarcastic. Dead inside, dishwasher safe.
Available sizes:
☕11 oz – For light sleep deprivation
☕15 oz – For chronic overthinkers running on fumes
Details:
☕Ceramic mug for the permanently exhausted
☕Dishwasher & microwave safe (because you’re too tired to care)
☕Double-sided print for passive-aggressive visibility at work
☕Great for gifting to that one friend who's always tired (a.k.a. you)
Sip it slowly. You’re not going anywhere fast anyway.
