Hot Coffee Cold Soul Ceramic Mug - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition

Because emotional warmth is overrated — but your coffee better be hot.

Printed boldly in red and blue for maximum contrast, this mug reads:
HOT (in red) BEVERAGE
COLD (in blue) SOUL

Minimalist. Deadpan. Freezer-hearted.

Perfect for those who:

• drink their coffee steaming

• keep their emotions frozen

• and hate small talk

Available in two levels of emotional detachment:

☕11 oz – Slightly broken

☕15 oz – Fully frozen inside

Product details:

☕Ceramic mug, microwave + dishwasher safe

☕Double-sided design — cold soul visible from all angles

☕Works well as a gift for introverts, nihilists, or your favorite emotionally unavailable person

Hot outside. Ice inside. Just like you.