Roses are red. Vibes are off. Love is… complicated. But sarcasm? That’s fluent.
This mug says it so you don’t have to: “Sarcasm is my ♥ love language.” Perfect for romantically detached realists, emotionally unavailable introverts, and anyone whose idea of affection is a well-placed eye-roll.
Minimalist design. Maximum emotional damage.
Choose your commitment level:
☕11 oz – For mild trust issues
☕15 oz – For full-blown intimacy paralysis
Specs:
☕Ceramic, microwave + dishwasher safe (zero effort, full judgment)
☕Double-sided print, so no one misses your emotional walls
☕Great for Valentine’s Day, anti-Valentine’s Day, or Tuesday
Because saying "I love you" is too much — but sarcasm? That’s personal.
