Because talking about your feelings is expensive — and emotionally exhausting.
This mug says what you’re already thinking: “Cynicism is cheaper than therapy.” Ideal for anyone who’s emotionally fried but financially realistic. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or the tears of your inner child, this cup’s got your back (and your baggage).
Designed for those who cope with sarcasm, memes, and a budget.
Size matters (so does trauma):
☕11 oz – For subtle bitterness
☕15 oz – For full-on emotional repression
Specs:
☕Ceramic (because glass hearts break too easily)
☕Microwave & dishwasher safe — no hand-washing, no healing
☕Design printed on both sides for maximum impact
☕Pairs well with burnout, black humor, and quiet resentment
Sip cynically. Heal never.
| |
11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.74 |
4.61 |
| Diameter, in |
3.15 |
3.43 |
