Let’s be honest — it’s just the coffee doing the heavy lifting here.
This mug delivers the brutal truth in bold all-caps:
“NOTHING INSIDE IS HOT EXCEPT THE COFFEE.”
Whether it’s your self-esteem, your motivation, or your love life — temperature: cold. But hey, at least the coffee’s still got some heat.
Straightforward, deadpan, emotionally distant. Just like you like it.
Choose your level of inner emptiness:
☕11 oz – For manageable disappointment
☕15 oz – For full-scale emotional drought
Product specs:
☕Ceramic, microwave & dishwasher safe (obviously)
☕Double-sided print for maximum passive delivery
☕Ideal for early mornings, awkward meetings, and existential spirals
☕Designed by Burnt Out Dumpster – your favorite pit of sarcasm and despair
It’s not hot inside. But it is accurate.
| |
11oz |
15oz |
| Height, in |
3.74 |
4.61 |
| Diameter, in |
3.15 |
3.43 |
