Cynicism Therapy Canvas Tote Bag - Burnt Out Dumpster

Some people heal. Others cope with sarcasm and strategic detachment. This tote is for the latter. With a clean, text-only design and no illusions about emotional growth, it’s the perfect everyday companion for those who prefer irony over introspection.

Blunt. Functional. Fully done with everything.

Use it when:
– You’ve tried mindfulness and now you're mad
– You need a bag that matches your internal monologue
– Someone suggests “positive thinking” unironically

👜 Product specs

👜100% cotton canvas

👜Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)

👜One size: 15" × 16"

👜20" matching handles

👜Crisp black or natural color

👜Bold text design, no visuals needed

👜Sewn-in label

👜Print on one side only – because let's be honest, one side is already too much effort

🧼 Care instructions

🧼Spot clean only

🧼Do not bleach

🧼Iron low (inside out)

🧼Avoid machine washing for print longevity