No Worth Stealing Canvas Tote Bag - Burnt Out Dumpster

Not everything needs guarding. This tote bag makes it clear: what's inside is no one's business — and probably not worth the trouble anyway. With a blunt headline and a quiet jab in the corner, it speaks fluent burnout sarcasm.

Minimalist design, maximum mood. Ideal for carrying snacks, disinterest, and exactly zero valuables.

Bonus detail: Bottom-right corner features the small-print truth:
“Don’t worry, it’s empty.”

Use it when:
– You’re tired of capitalism, but still need to carry things
– You want security through brutal honesty
– You appreciate humor with very low energy input

👜 Product specs

👜100% cotton canvas

👜Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)

👜One size: 15" × 16"

👜20" matching canvas handles

👜Natural and black options

👜Clean typography print; corner text detail included

👜Sewn-in label

👜Print on one side only – because let's be honest, one side is already too much effort

🧼 Care instructions

🧼Spot clean preferred

🧼Do not bleach

🧼Iron on low heat (inside out)

🧼Avoid machine wash to maintain print