My Last Nerve Canvas Tote Bag - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition

Ever feel like you're one inconvenience away from a full-blown meltdown? Same. This tote is a walking (or dragging) warning sign. Equal parts exhaustion and sarcasm, it lets the world know that you're holding it together with caffeine and pure spite.

Minimalist, blunt, and aggressively relatable — a must-have for anyone running on fumes and boundary issues.

Use it when:
– You're barely holding it together
– You need a bag with more patience than you
– You want strangers to read the room

👜 Product specs

👜100% cotton canvas

👜Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)

👜One size: 15" × 16"

👜20" durable canvas handles

👜Natural and black color options

👜Crisp print, sewn-in label, no emotional stability included

👜Print on one side only – because let's be honest, one side is already too much effort

🧼 Care instructions

🧼Spot clean only

🧼Do not bleach

🧼Iron low if needed (inside out)

🧼Avoid machine washing to keep the sarcasm sharp