Heavy Sarcasm Warning Canvas Tote Bag - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition

Warning labels exist for a reason. This tote does emotional risk management so you don't have to. Bold, blocky, and brutally honest, it's made for those who communicate exclusively in deadpan remarks and side-eye.

Whether you're heading to work, therapy, or just avoiding people, this bag keeps expectations low — and sarcasm dangerously high.

Use it when:
– You need space, physically and emotionally
– Someone takes things personally (and you’re the problem)
– You want your tote to speak before you do

👜 Product specs

👜100% Cotton canvas

👜Heavyweight fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)

👜Size: 15" × 16"

👜20" matching canvas handles

👜Available in black or natural

👜Sewn-in label for a clean, polished finish

👜Sharp contrast print with bold impact

👜Print on one side only – because let's be honest, one side is already too much effort

🧼 Care instructions

🧼Spot clean preferred

🧼No bleach or tumble drying

🧼Iron low (inside out)

🧼Avoid machine wash to protect print quality