Doing Nothing Tote Bag - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition

Improvement isn't always productivity. Sometimes it's about mastering the art of sitting, scrolling, and aggressively not giving a damn. This minimalist tote celebrates the slow, sarcastic pursuit of absolutely nothing — and doing it really well.

Perfect for carrying snacks, apathy, and whatever ambition you left behind.

Use it when:
– You need a rest day… from existing
– You’re pretending to go somewhere
– You want your bag to match your motivation level

👜 Product specs

👜100% cotton canvas

👜Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)

👜One size: 15" × 16"

👜20" handles in matching fabric

👜Durable print in clean, high-contrast style

👜Sewn-in label for added quality

👜Print on one side only – because let's be honest, one side is already too much effort

🧼 Care instructions

🧼Spot clean only

🧼Do not bleach or tumble dry

🧼Iron low (inside out)

🧼Avoid machine wash for print longevity