The New Black Canvas Tote Bag - Burnt Out Dumpster Edition

Fashion fades, burnout is forever. This heavy-duty cotton tote lets you carry your emotional baggage in style — and maybe a bottle of caffeine or two. Perfect for those who turned their exhaustion into a personality and aren’t afraid to wear it like a badge of honor.

Minimalist, deadpan, and painfully accurate. Because if society’s collapsing, at least your accessories are on point.

Use it when:
– You’re running on fumes and sarcasm
– Someone says “just rest more” and you need to walk away
– You want a tote that matches your inner darkness

👜 Product specs

👜100% cotton canvas

👜Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²)

👜One size: 15" × 16"

👜20" canvas handles for easy carry

👜Durable print in sharp black or natural canvas

👜Sewn-in label for clean finish

👜Print on one side only – because let's be honest, one side is already too much effort

🧼 Care instructions

🧼Spot clean preferred

🧼Do not bleach or tumble dry

🧼Iron on low heat if needed (inside out)

🧼Avoid washing machine to preserve print